COMING SOON...


...the Higher Power will be revealed! Oh wait, they already revealed him. (Yay Vinnie Mac!) For a couple of weeks now, I've been fiddling around with the navigation of this site, trying to come up with something just a little more innovative than just the "vertical page" or "navigation-buttons -on-the- side-with-the-text-on-the-right-and-the-title-on-the-top" kind of pages. And finally, the new navigation is complete!!! ...but like American pop music, the "new" navigation is very NOT innovative. But that's ok, if American pop music can get away with it, then so can I, by God! So basically this new fangled Self-Indulgent Personal Page will be the same stale navigation and the same inane bullshit for the same LOW-LOW price of three easy payments of $19.95!

There is just one new addition to the milieu of inanity. Yes, the long awaited "Amerika Page" is finally here. For weeks and weeks disgruntled anti-Americans have been trembling with anticipation for   "Amerika". Well, actually that's not true, I just really decided to do it a couple of days ago after reading... certain... err, things. But rest assured, all the anti-American, err, things, on the Amerika page have been building up for the last couple of years. And it all started several years ago at a little shack called TURNLEFT.COM... but I guess all this junk belongs on the actual Amerika page.

Oh yeah, I've decided to move the page. Right now it's at XOOM

Yoink.


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